Dixie found a Book Quiz. She's some weird philosophy book or other (!). Turns out I'm this one:
by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of people.
Who knew?! Maybe I should read this one after Tess Of The D'Urbervilles.