Monday, December 25, 2017

It Progresses

To the stuffed head was added a cough
And I feel most decidedly *off*
You may joke, as you please,
But I'll sputter and wheeze,
So Daaahling, pray don't make me L-aw-ph.


Friday, December 22, 2017

Oh, Yeah. Merry Christmas.

I think that I'm ready for Christmas,
I've done all the things I should do...
And so, with impeccable timing,
I've caught me a Christmas Break Flu.

I'm shuffling around in pajamas,
I'm aching, and fevered, it's true.
My nose is much redder than Rudolph's
As I cough, sneeze and wipe what I blew.

I feel like I just did this last year-
I've got very strong "deja vu"...
There's way better Christmas traditions,
Than wrapping things up with the flu.

I briefly considered the arctic
Surely the bugs there are few!
But I read that ice doesn't kill microbes,
So there's just no escaping the flu.

I will wish you a bright Merry Christmas,
And the Happiest of Years that are New
But if you respect my condition,
Keep it down, while I'm nursing my flu.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Get Lost Mosquitoes

I may have it all wrong, but
Nobody likes you.

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Out With The Old...

       fill a cup and drink
cheers to twenty-seventeen
    the bar's been set low

Friday, November 4, 2016

And Then Came Autumn

VIVID RED,  BRIGHT GOLD
TAWNY BROWN,  PUMPKIN ORANGE:
COLOURS OF AUTUMN

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Cheaters Never Prosper

NO, NOT MUCH DAIRY
AND JUST A LITTLE GLUTEN
YEAH; FAMOUS LAST WORDS

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Just A Figure Of Speach

COMFORTABLE BRA,
ADULT CHILDREN, AIRLINE FOOD:
THEY'RE  OXYMORONS.