I think that I'm ready for Christmas,
I've done all the things I should do...
And so, with impeccable timing,
I've caught me a Christmas Break Flu.
I'm shuffling around in pajamas,
I'm aching, and fevered, it's true.
My nose is much redder than Rudolph's
As I cough, sneeze and wipe what I blew.
I feel like I just did this last year-
I've got very strong "deja vu"...
There's way better Christmas traditions,
Than wrapping things up with the flu.
I briefly considered the arctic
Surely the bugs there are few!
But I read that ice doesn't kill microbes,
So there's just no escaping the flu.
I will wish you a bright Merry Christmas,
And the Happiest of Years that are New
But if you respect my condition,
Keep it down, while I'm nursing my flu.