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All I thought when I read that was: "WHAT??!!!"And then I remembered your previous post.Have you considered a funnel?
Oh dear...I should have read your post earlier. Honey, I used to work in a lab. You don't have to try and squat over that nasty orange container!! If you can, pee in a clean, empty container, like a coolwhip container...then pour it into the jug!
(ice cream bucket- unless that's too much information...)
If you get trail running magazines, they talk about women learning the 'skill' of peeing standing up while running. I have yet to get over my skepticism, but more power to ya'. ;)