Is a .... contraption.
It looks a little like a stethoscope with no ear pieces or bell.
It seems to be constructed of several feet of narrow, clear, plastic tubing, connected with a "T"-joint that has been made with pieces of a "Papermate" pen, among other plastic brain-looking things.
It appears to be held together with clear glue from a hot-glue gun.
What is this thing?
What is it, or has it been, or will it be used for?
Why is it hanging in my laundry room?
On the other hand... I've been away for three days... maybe I really don't want to know...