Wednesday, April 23, 2008

I Have A Friend

A very tall friend.

I heard about this burning post through the grapevine, and thought I might need to do a counter- rebuttal post from that 4 foot perspective.

I have changed my mind.

I have decided, rather, that I will include him in my campaign to get a handicapped license plate. It has become glaringly obvious to my vertically challenged eyes that over-height is as much a handicap as under-height, and we opposite ends of the spectrum ought to stick together.

We ARE, after all, what makes "average".

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD- RESPECT US!!! If it weren't for Gavin and Lauralea, NO ONE WOULD BE NORMAL.

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