I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree,
When you leave the shower head crooked, 'cause I just can't quite reach
When you're short, life's no beach
By the way,
When you're in the kitchen and you see a stack
Of things from the highest cupboard could you please put them back?
It's not that I'm slack
But you're tall
And you've got me by a good foot and a half
Less two inches, but who's counting?
I digress, and you laugh
Me? Daschund. You? Giraffe
When you're putting things away please think of me
Who can stand under your armpit and could just touch your nose
If I stretch on my toes*-
When you put things down low, well it just goes to show
That I've been on your mind, and that you're being kind
Think of me.