Saturday, July 16, 2005

T o t a l l y B u g g e r e d

C a n

I

s a y

t h a t

o n

t h e

a i r ?

G u e s s

I

j u s t

d i d .

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k n o w

w h a t

d i d

i t . . .

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h o l e s

i n

t h e

s o d

t o

p l a n t

t h e

c u r r e n t

b u s h e s . . .

V i b r a t i o n s

f r o m

t h e

l a w n

m o w e r

h a n d l e

f o r

a n

h o u r

a n d

a

h a l f . . .

S q u e e z i n g

a

p o u n d

o f

k e y

l i m e s

f o r

t h e

p i e . . .

( K e y

l i m e s

a r e

v e r y

s m a l l .

I t

t a k e s

a

l o t

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p r e s s u r e

t o

s q u e e z e

t h e m

b y

h a n d ! )

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b y

b e d t i m e

l a s t

n i g h t

m y

r i g h t

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m o r e

p a r t i c u l a r l y

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a n d

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s i d e

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m y

w r i s t ,

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j a m m e d

a n d

c a u s i n g

g r e a t

p a i n .

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i n

t h e

p r o c e s s

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k i n k

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t h e

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m y

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a n d

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t h a t

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g o t

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e a r l y

t h i s

m o r n i n g ,

a f t e r

h a v i n g

d e t e r m i n e d

b y

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c a l l

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t a k e s

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d o

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a n d

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h a n d e d .

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p o k i n g

m y

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m a s c a r a

w i t h

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a n d

I

a l m o s t

d i d n ' t

m a k e

i t

i n t o

t h e

b r a .

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h a d

t o

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m e

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o f

i t

l a s t

n i g h t .

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w e l l .

I

m a n a g e d

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w i t h

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h a n d .

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t h e r e

t o

f i n d

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m y

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h o l i d a y

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I ' l l

s e e

h i m

t h e n ,

a n d

g i v e

t h e

o t h e r

C h i r o p r a c t o r

a

t r y

o n

M o n d a y

m o r n i n g -

t h e

s o o n e s t

t i m e

t h e y

h a d

a n

o p e n i n g .

I t

i s

g o i n g

t o

b e

a

l o n g

w e e k e n d .

S om e t i m e s

t h e s e

t h i n g s

s o r t

t h e m s e l v e s

o u t ,

a n d

I

c e r t a i n l y

h o p e

t h i s

i s

o n e

o f

t h o s e

t i m e s .

T y p i n g

w i t h

o n e

h a n d

s u r e

i s

s l o w .

5 comments:

  1. Thinking about you!

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  2. poor

    you...

    yep

    that

    is

    what

    i


    would

    call

    it

    too.....

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  3. That's really awful. A bad hand AND a sore bottom.



    ;-)



    Hope you get better soon.

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  4. I am a friend of your sister-in-law, Robyn, and I happen to be a massage therapist. I think you need to go for a massage. Too bad I live all the way in Saskatoon or I would recommend coming to see me ;) Sounds pretty painful!!

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  5. Oh, Lauralea!

    My left elbow aches in sympathy for you!

    Have you tried Robaxecet(sp?)Platimum? Have heard that it is good.

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