Monday, September 26, 2005

Three Vampires Walk Into A Bar...

"What can I get ya?" asks the bartender.

"Blood," orders the first vampire.

"Make it two," says the second.

The bartender looks at the third. "What about you, buddy?"

"Plasma," says the vampire.

"Okay," replies the barman. "So that's two bloods, and a blood light."

Compliments of Reader's Digest, the October 2005 edition, submitted by Weston Davis


  1. The bartender unscrews his hand, and starts pouring blood into 3 glasses, turns around & says, the damn centrifuge is broken again, blood for you too!

  2. Har De Har Har, my friend thanx for the giggle!!