MOTHER: This! What is it?
CHILDREN: A basket.
MOTHER: Yeah! But what IS it?
CHILDREN: Uh... an empty basket. So?
MOTHER: An empty IRONING basket!
CHILDREN: There was a basket under that? ... I didn't know we had a blue laundry basket!
Final Tally: 1 jacket, 21 shirts, 3 dresses, 18 pillow cases, 26 cloth/ linen napkins, 1 summer coat, 12 tablecloths, 1 pair of trousers, 1 living room window valance, 2.5 sq. ft. additional floor space.