For the record
I DO NOT WANT YOUR CREDIT CARD.
I don't care if it's platinum.
I don't care if it's carved out of a great big diamond.
I don't care how new, how shiny or how amazing it is.
I DON'T WANT IT.
And I have a very hard time being polite about it when YOU DON'T EVEN ASK IF I'M INTERESTED in getting your fabulous, no monthly fees, low interest platinum card.
Yes, that is my name.
Yes, that is indeed my address.
You THINK you will just confirm all my personal data and are just letting me know that my wonderful new platinum credit card will be arriving in 10 days?!
I DON'T THINK SO.
I think you have phoned me, on average, 3 times a week for the past 3 weeks.
CUT IT OUT.
Or I'm going to start getting REALLY ticked off.