That's what kept going through my head at the Radiology Lab this morning.
I had a 2 for 1 deal, compliments of the Saskatchewan Government: pelvic ultrasound followed by a thyroid/ throat ultrasound.
Pretty standard procedure... drink your 6 cups of water an hour before the appointment and then hope with all that is within you that they plan to start with the pelvic ultrasound...
And all was going according to past experience, when the Technician said she wanted a better look, and she was getting out The Probe.
All I could think was "Alien Abduction".
And she probably wondered what the goofy grin on my face was for.
And then, as she was probing, I thought- I hope she gets a good picture, first time round, of the Thyroid...