You're just nicely settled for Worship
And, as you start checking the trouser pocket for tissue,
You realize the pocket is on the wrong side.
After a quick trip to the baby room toilets to turn the trousers around...
Let's just say it came as no surprise when I spilled coffee down the front of my shirt later in the morning.
So, today you can say, "Well, my day was bad, but at least, unlike Lauralea, I didn't go to Church with my trousers on backward."
Is this why the well groomed Pastor's Wife is supposed to wear a dress?