The First Day Of The New Normal?

I've decided that the good thing about getting your kid out the door for a 7:45 am bus

Is that since you're up already, and have had breakfast with him,

And since you might as well start the chores,

It could be, that by 2:30 in the afternoon, you will have:

Completed 3 loads of laundry, (washed, dried, folded or ironed and put away-oh, yeah) prepared and cleaned up from breakfast and lunch,  watched a movie (while you ironed), remade the beds, and emptied and flattened 3 more boxes and 4 large garbage bags of linen and bedding.

And then, after all that goodness,

You could find yourself losing the next 2 hours somewhere in cyberspace...

I'm off to find myself again...