Monday, November 9, 2009

Inner Sanctum Mysteries

Why do we have Irish Spring "Icy Blast" deodorant soap?

You'd think that an Icy Blast is the last thing you'd want in the middle of a hot shower.

Unless, maybe, you're Swedish.

Why is the conveniently placed new roll of toilet paper able to move from the top of the toilet tank to a precarious position on top of the empty toilet roll, but is unable to find its way onto the toilet roll holder?

Unless it has wandered from its "convenient place" to an out of reach place on the other side of the sink.

Why does the hair removal cream smell like home perm solution?

Why doesn't that surprise me?

Why does my "mint" dental floss taste like chocolate?

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It must be Monday.

1 comment:

  1. Maybe you'd need to be Irish instead of Swedish to enjoy Irish Spring soap.