Much to my embarrassment, I discovered that I did not, actually, know where Haiti is.
In light of the fact that my kid is going there in about 10 days on a Youth mission trip, that is a sad state of affairs.
It came about when Randall mentioned (at a little after midnight) that it was 1:something in Haiti. I said "in the afternoon". And he said, "No, in the morning." I said, "How the heck can that be?!", as it's over on the other side of the world, me having placed it somewhere in the South Pacific. We
So, the joke was on me, and he was threatened, on pain of death, should he blog it or Twitter it or Facebook it.
Tonight, now, Micah made me feel better about my geography-challenged-ness, and this has given me the courage to face my inadequacies.
..."Somewhere in England, I think the Netherlands, they have 4 meals a day"...
'Course, he's sick, so we have to cut him some slack... but he comes by it honestly.