Brother the elder: Check out that Smart Car!
Brother the younger: What smart car? Where?
Brother the elder: Over there! Smart Car! S.M.R.T.
Full 30 second pause.
Brother the elder: I mean S.M.A.R.T.
Neither of them fully appreciated the oxymoronic value of their exchange- or the grin causing joy it brought me.
That reminds me of Homer Simpson...one episode he is dancing around saying "I am so smart, SMRT, I mean SMART." Haha, anyway...
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ReplyDeleteSURE ya did. Mhmm. Yup. We believe you. Of COURSE you did that on purpose.
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Reminds me of the question one of my sister's students asked her "Miss H, can you tell me what 'clarify' means"? He was dead serious and she was hysterical.
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