In the pantry beside the flour bins.
In the drawer with his work out clothes.
Under the bathroom sink in an empty Tampon box.
In the freezer, wrapped in brown paper labelled "Liver". (also a good way to hide Christmas baking)
In a watertight bag, in the toilet brush holder.
Anywhere in plain view as long as it's not beside the remote control, the spot he drops his keys and the mail, or where he keeps his snacks.
In the diaper bag, if you're still in the diaper bag stage.
In the canner, on that shelf in the basement.
Mixed in with the cookbooks.
In a box in the garage labelled "pottery supplies".
Anywhere laundry related: in the dirty clothes hamper, in the ironing basket, in the dryer, hanging from the drip-dry line.